The dark days were upon us. The forces of good and evil fought over things that we could not understand. The stakes were as high as they could be. There was nothing to look forward to...
But then, out of the darkness came a shining light. HIS name was Crosby. He'll save the game, the world, and give boundless love of the puck to the masses. He'll do it all. He's young, he's a champ in the making.
"Wait until you see this kid!", they all said.
And lo, HE was amazing! Skills that blew away everyone else! A sixth...no a sixth and seventh sense of where the puck was and where the goalie wasn't! HE was amazing, insane, the saviour upon saviours! And then it started...
How could HE? Is HE just...human? A whining 18 year old that's bought into his own hype? Why Sid? WHY!?!
So as Adam and Eve were cast out of Eden, so has Sidney been cast out of Pucky's good graces. From now until my fingers fall off it is Pucky's mission to chronicle the suffering of Hockey Jesus at the hands of the league's best and worst. I bring to you a mission, a passion, a goal. I bring to you HITTING SIDNEY CROSBY!!!
btw, credit to MYFO and all the other blogs that came up with Hockey Jesus! Credit where credit is due. Really I just want an excuse to post pictures of Crosby getting whacked.
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